I have some questions for you.
First, what is your name, age, and year in school?
Amatsuka Mao, nine years old, third-year elementary school student.
Not Ma-chan's, but your information, President.
Third-year high school student.
What did you cluck your tongue for?
Are you in a bad mood today?
Isn't it your job to find that out?
Ma-chan, what seems to be the problem?
Hey! Who am I supposed to be, the president or Ma-chan?
Since they're both you, President, it doesn't matter.
Episode 9 "Kyoro on the GJ Line, REBIRTH"
So, President, what seems to be the problem?
There's nothing in particular.
Amatsuka Mao, Third-Year High School Student
Nothing wrong in particular
Nothing in particular, then.
Next patient.
Examine me! Examine me properly!
Surely there's some kind of standard, you medical fee thief!
What?
President, I'm sure I'm wrong, but...
You're not seriously telling me to play doctor, are you?
Why are you acting out of character, you killjoy?
What do you mean, "seriously"?
Well, you know...
The kind of thing kindergarteners do...
What? People do this kind of thing in kindergarten?
Is it really common?
Well, I suppose you could call it a rite of passage...
Oh, no. I didn't do it.
Right?
What? What is it?
As this is the psychodiagnosis department,
I'll be asking you various questions, so please try to answer them.
There it is! You're finally in the spirit of things!
If there are any questions you would prefer not to answer, you can just say so.
Okay!
President, you're always angry.
Why are you always so angry?
If you ask me, I'd like to know how everyone can be so calm all the time.
Don't you guys get angry?
Is it, you know...
Are you like Megu?
Are you some kind of angels?
I get angry.
I just don't express it.
Why not?
Because I'd get in a fight.
That's why I don't express my anger.
Does that mean you've been pretty angry before?
I'm not angry today,
but I was dumbfounded when you made me wear this white coat and play doctor.
All the times I've bitten you...
Should I not have done that?
No, that doesn't make me angry at all.
I see.
Nothing wrong after all.
Okay, there's nothing wrong with you.
Next patient, please.
I know.
Know what?
My illness is a lack of common sense.
The treatment is a massive dose of common sense.
Write that on your card.
This is a serious illness.
Could you come here, nurse?
Nurse?
I'm the nurse?
Could you help me with the treatment?
Could you tell me your name, please?
Sumeragi Shion, I believe.
Sumeragi Shion
How do you feel now?
Are you feeling better?
Yes.
Shion-san, what you lacked was not common sense, but a little sister.
What a doctor.
This guy's some kind of miracle doctor.
He fixed the messed up Shi in a second.
Next patient.
Okay.
Doctor, please examine me.
Why don't you tell me your name first?
It's Amatsuka Megumi.
I'm 162 centimeters tall.
My feet are 23.5 centimeters,
and my measurements are...
Megumi-chan, stop, stop!
That's too far!
Amatsuka Megumi
Height 162 cm Feet 23.5 cm Measurements (scratched out)
You don't need to tell me that.
What? But Doctor, you won't be able to fill out your card.
Yes, yes.
Let's continue with the interview.
Doctor, why aren't you using that?
Well, this is...
Here you go.
How does my heart sound?
I've never been sick before.
I've never been examined before.
B-By the way, there's something I've been wanting to ask you, Megumi-chan.
Okay. Ask me anything, Doctor.
Megumi-chan, have you ever been angry?
When Tama-chan said she could eat as much as she wanted and never get fat.
When she said that, I...
I felt something I'd never felt before in my chest.
Could that have been it?
Could it have been anger?
That sounds like anger.
It must have been anger.
You were angry, Megu Nee-san?
Did I do something wrong?
I'm not angry anymore.
Probably.
She's mad, she's mad.
Megu Nee-san's definitely mad.
Next patient, please.
What should I say first?
Let's see...
Measure her physical fitness.
I found this thing.
Ah, that's the thing the second to last president stole on fitness examination day.
You should have returned this to the PE storage room.
Should I squeeze this?
Yes, please.
It broke.
Kyoro, don't forget to return that grip dynamometer.
Let's pretend this never happened.
Let's pretend it's missing.
I'm sure they don't need it now.
Kirara Bernstein
Unable to measure grip strength. Beware of beast!
Unable to measure grip strength.
Beware of beast.
It's my turn next.
Come back here, you little turd.
Kirara, get him!
What are you doing?
Let go! I don't like pain or fear!
What? What are you doing?
What are you going to do to me?
If you move, we might miss.
What?
You toyed with us under the guise of medical examinations.
I didn't toy with anyone.
You're the one who suggested we do this.
It's our turn
to fix you.
What?
Onee-chan, the equipment is ready.
Get him!
Let's start with some foundation.
Shinomiya-kun, your skin is so beautiful.
It spreads so easily.
It's fantastic!
This is so much fun.
We must fix his eyebrows.
He's got pretty thick eyebrows.
We'd better pluck them.
Cheeks, happy color.
Finished.
Is this... me?
I don't believe this.
This guy's surprisingly beautiful.
I think he's prettier than my brother.
I practice on my brother a lot.
This is making me want to take it to the next level.
Next level?
You mean that?
I definitely think he'd look good in a semi-long wig.
What about his uniform?
Why don't we use a uniform one of us is wearing?
We could change into a jersey.
We can't do that!
I'll be back.
I'll borrow everything the drama club has.
We should change his name.
Name, Kyoroko.
She's scatterbrained, clumsy...
What other attributes does she need?
She blushes easily, she's hardened, and she's cute!
That's you, President.
Ow, ow, ow!
You shouldn't bite our club's idol, Mao.
Idol?
Is that right?
He looks so good, it's scary.
We may have awakened something horrifying.
Excuse me.
I am answering your summons.
Oh, Mori-san. Why are you here today?
I don't know.
The girls called me here because of a duel.
A duel?
Between who and who?
Between myself, Mori...
And you, Shinomiya-sama.
I'm sorry, I lost.
That was quick.
I can't do this.
I can't fight Mori-san.
I don't even know why I'm supposed to fight her.
Mori-san, I'm terribly sorry.
I'm sorry you're always involved in our games.
Mori-san, say something.
Oh, yes.
Is this right?
The duel will proceed as planned.
We'll do everything we can to stop you from escaping.
In the blue corner, at 119 and a half pounds, the challenger!
Mori!
In the red corner, at 128 pounds, the 3-0 champion!
Kyoro!
What? Why am I the champion?
And what do you mean, 3-0?
What is this brush-like thing?
Wait, this really is just a hair brush.
What is this? What is this for?
Fight!
What?
Shinomiya-sama, I heard you are quite good at this.
What?
It seems you are going to brush my hair today.
My hair is not silky like a young girl's,
and you may not be excited to brush an old woman's hair...
But this seems to be some kind of GJ Club event,
so I would like to ask you to do it.
Is challenger Mori already ready to take him on?
Mori-san isn't her usual cool self.
Mori-san, hang in there. Fight!
Oh, I see how it is.
I'm pretty good at this.
I've been brushing my younger sister's hair a lot lately.
Shinomiya's already going in for the kill!
According to his mother, he was already beating people
older than him when he was just four years old!
Is he showing his true nature?
I can't focus.
It's distracting, isn't it?
I'm sorry the president makes an event out of everything.
No, um...
I'm going to start using my hands.
O-Okay.
Commentator Shion-sensei, what do you think of this fight?
It's a battle between the world's most perfect woman,
and the world's most imperceptive male protagonist.
It's the world's easiest fight.
Mori-san is indeed the world's most perfect woman. However...
Kyoro-kun's latent qualities are quite impressive.
The flow of this fight depends on whether or not
he will realize his own hidden strength, and improve himself during this fight.
Look at that composure.
He was exhausted when he brushed our hair, but look at how he has grown.
This is a one-sided fight!
He's overwhelming Mori-san!
I don't believe this!
By the way, does anywhere itch?
I can even massage your skin.
No, that's plenty...
Don't worry about it.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
Huh?
Um...
The winner is Kyoro!
What are you going to do? You defeated the boss!
Why is Mori-san the boss?
What are you going to do next? Save the world?
By the way, how was this fight decided?
That's a secret. A woman's secret.
What's wrong, Kirara?
What's wrong with Kirara?
Don't cats do that sometimes?
My great-great-grandfather's Godfather cat would sit in his lap...
Sometimes it would stare at the corner of the ceiling...
C-Could there be something there?
D-Don't say that.
What do you mean, something?
It is possible animals can detect things humans cannot see.
Humans may have become too accustomed
to our cradle of civilization and lost various senses.
Your logic seems sound to me,
but I think you're wrong to assume Kirara isn't human.
Ah, my mistake.
Besides, that's doesn't make me any less afraid.
That didn't help at all.
P-President...
I can't help you.
My sense for the supernatural is weak.
I can't see anything, either.
I'm just like you.
Are you telling scary stories?
You two are such good friends.
You'll make me jealous.
What's all the fuss about?
T-Tama, there's something around there!
There's something there!
Around there?
Oh, yeah.
What was that?
What was that for?
What does that mean?!
Just ignore it.
They're pretty common.
It won't hurt you.
If it does, I'll exorcise it.
Just ignore it.
Tama, if you can exorcise it, do it, do it, do it!
Exorcise it right away!
Fine, then.
Huh?
What?!
What is this? What is this?!
My family runs a shrine.
I'm a priestess.
What?
But they don't pay me.
It's awful.
They're exploiting me.
Your family runs a shrine... and you're a priestess?
W-We've prepared a s-sacrifice.
N-Now we can e-exorcise it, right?
A sacrifice?
I'm the sacrifice?
Y-Your noble sacrifice will protect the peace of the GJ Club!
What about my peace?
It's gone.
Don't worry about the sacrifice.
We'll get one.
Take it!
You can have him!
Are we going to do something extreme?
It's okay, we won't hurt you.
Wait, don't...
Burn the sacrifice?
Burn it?!
That's it! Let's start with that!
Don't do that!
Why do girls scream?
When did I scream?
I'm talking about normal girls.
He said we're not normal girls.
What are we going to do about it?
Ah!
Look, checkmate.
Ah!
Oh, no! We're out of tea.
Ah, ah!
I'll make some more tea.
Ah!
Ah, ah.
I'm... sorry.
I haven't screamed yet.
Ah!
Onee-sama, what should I talk about?
Tell us what's going to happen.
Tomorrow at 12, I will take your valuables.
What? You're announcing a crime?
Tomorrow at 12, you will die.
You're announcing my death?
Tomorrow's pitcher is...
Episode 10 "Autumn of Arts, Appetite, and Attack"
You're announcing the line up?
Don't miss the next episode.
You're announcing the next episode?